Bleep off and die already!

Dear customer,

We had Breyer's iice cream on sale for $1.99. You had a raincheck for Breyer's ice cream for $2.49 for the same amount. I don't think that's necessarily a good idea to use that raincheck.

Moreover, do not insist that we have to use your raincheck to make it scan $2.49 so that you can claim it scanned at $2.49 when the sign says $1.99 and therefore it's a ScanRite and you should get it for free.

What you have just proposed is called cheating the system, and is not advisable. My manager told you the same thing.

You told me you'd never shop in this store again. Allow me to break into song.

I should have known you'd bid me farewell
There's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well
Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea.
If I never hear your name again it's all the same to me.
And I think it's gonna be all right.
Yeah, the worst is over,
Now the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball.

(Thank goodness I never get in trouble for singing at the register.)

Bleep off and die,

Your very annoyed cashier.

Bleep off and die already!

Dear customer,

We had Breyer's iice cream on sale for $1.99. You had a raincheck for Breyer's ice cream for $2.49 for the same amount. I don't think that's necessarily a good idea to use that raincheck.

Moreover, do not insist that we have to use your raincheck to make it scan $2.49 so that you can claim it scanned at $2.49 when the sign says $1.99 and therefore it's a ScanRite and you should get it for free.

What you have just proposed is called cheating the system, and is not advisable. My manager told you the same thing.

You told me you'd never shop in this store again. Allow me to break into song.

I should have known you'd bid me farewell
There's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well
Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea.
If I never hear your name again it's all the same to me.
And I think it's gonna be all right.
Yeah, the worst is over,
Now the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball.

(Thank goodness I never get in trouble for singing at the register.)

Bleep off and die,

Your very annoyed cashier.