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Dear customer...
Aug. 3rd, 2005 08:18 amDear customer:
No, you do NOT need to put your one candy bar in 27 bags that you brought to make sure it gets home okay. You and I both know that that was a con to get it free.
Bleep off and die,
Your cashier.
Dear customer:
Please remind me how two loaves of bread in the same bag are too heavy when you had a gallon jug of milk that you had no problem lifting -- if you want a couple extra bags, just ask!
No love,
Your cashier.
Dear customer:
If you want paper and plastic, please tell me or my bagger right away. Do not wait for the order to be finished to dump everything out of the bags because it's not in paper in plastic. Furthermore, after we're done bagging it in paper in plastic, do not dump them *again* because you changed your mind and wanted paper only.
Bleep off and die,
Your cashier.
No, you do NOT need to put your one candy bar in 27 bags that you brought to make sure it gets home okay. You and I both know that that was a con to get it free.
Bleep off and die,
Your cashier.
Dear customer:
Please remind me how two loaves of bread in the same bag are too heavy when you had a gallon jug of milk that you had no problem lifting -- if you want a couple extra bags, just ask!
No love,
Your cashier.
Dear customer:
If you want paper and plastic, please tell me or my bagger right away. Do not wait for the order to be finished to dump everything out of the bags because it's not in paper in plastic. Furthermore, after we're done bagging it in paper in plastic, do not dump them *again* because you changed your mind and wanted paper only.
Bleep off and die,
Your cashier.
