netquiddler: (Default)
2005-03-28 08:23 pm
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Some Math Humor

What math teachers say... and what they really mean by it.

Clearly: I don't want to write down all the "in-between" steps.
Trivial: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class.
It can easily be shown: No more than four hours are needed to prove it.
Check for yourself: This is the boring part of the proof, so you can do it on your own time.
Hint: The hardest of several possible ways to do a proof.
Brute force: Four special cases, three counting arguments and two long inductions.
Elegant proof: Requires no previous knowledge of the subject matter and is less than ten lines long.
Similarly: At least one line of the proof of this case is the same as before.
Two line proof: I'll leave out everything but the conclusion, you can't question 'em if you can't see 'em.
Briefly: I'm running out of time, so I'll just write and talk faster.
Proceed formally: Manipulate symbols by the rules without any hint of their true meaning.
Proof omitted: Trust me, It's true.
netquiddler: (Default)
2005-03-28 08:23 pm
Entry tags:

Some Math Humor

What math teachers say... and what they really mean by it.

Clearly: I don't want to write down all the "in-between" steps.
Trivial: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class.
It can easily be shown: No more than four hours are needed to prove it.
Check for yourself: This is the boring part of the proof, so you can do it on your own time.
Hint: The hardest of several possible ways to do a proof.
Brute force: Four special cases, three counting arguments and two long inductions.
Elegant proof: Requires no previous knowledge of the subject matter and is less than ten lines long.
Similarly: At least one line of the proof of this case is the same as before.
Two line proof: I'll leave out everything but the conclusion, you can't question 'em if you can't see 'em.
Briefly: I'm running out of time, so I'll just write and talk faster.
Proceed formally: Manipulate symbols by the rules without any hint of their true meaning.
Proof omitted: Trust me, It's true.
netquiddler: (Default)
2005-02-05 08:46 pm
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Funny Song - Tom Lehrer's "New Math"

Heard this song, and found it funny. Here are the lyrics!

Tom Lehrer's  )
netquiddler: (Default)
2005-02-05 08:46 pm
Entry tags:

Funny Song - Tom Lehrer's "New Math"

Heard this song, and found it funny. Here are the lyrics!

Tom Lehrer's  )