netquiddler: (Garland)
The following was found on WorldNetDaily.com, at the following link. http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50492

Greenpeace in 'fact sheet' meltdown )

Dear Greenpeace,

Proofread what you put out, please, you're not that good of a writer of Mad Libs.
netquiddler: (Garland)
The following was found on WorldNetDaily.com, at the following link. http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50492

Greenpeace in 'fact sheet' meltdown )

Dear Greenpeace,

Proofread what you put out, please, you're not that good of a writer of Mad Libs.
netquiddler: (Carnac)
Well, I think we now know that even ESPN can have an off day. The following clip was recorded off of ESPN and posted on YouTube.com.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbfT8kRO8

Now, I know at least one of my friends is in the broadcasting biz, so I really am curious to see what he thinks on it (not to mention what y'all think of it).
netquiddler: (Carnac)
Well, I think we now know that even ESPN can have an off day. The following clip was recorded off of ESPN and posted on YouTube.com.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2NRbfT8kRO8

Now, I know at least one of my friends is in the broadcasting biz, so I really am curious to see what he thinks on it (not to mention what y'all think of it).
netquiddler: (Default)
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
netquiddler: (Default)
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
netquiddler: (Default)
Heard this song, and found it funny. Here are the lyrics!

Tom Lehrer's  )
netquiddler: (Default)
Heard this song, and found it funny. Here are the lyrics!

Tom Lehrer's  )
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